Total Medals Earned: 1,889 (From 446 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,425 Points
Medals Earned: 14/41 (140/460 points)
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What kind of caveman are you?
win game with 29 points or more
win game with 19 points or more
find the 3 hindden stars
Win game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 2/8 (50/305 points)
Destroy the Sentinel
Destroy the Zeppelin
Kill Hitler as a Barbarian
Kill Hitler as a Paladin
Kill Hitler as a Ranger
Kill Hitler as a Rogue
Kill Hitler as a Wizard
Medals Earned: 7/58 (35/500 points)
enter your name
have humour of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 5
buy a tent
have $5000
write 10 books
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
have research of 10
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
get in the top 40 of the book charts
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
get in the top 10 of the book charts
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
reach #1 on the book charts
Medals Earned: 4/7 (55/185 points)
Beat the helicopter boss.
Kill 100 enemies.
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Beat the game.
Die 50 times
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (275/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 8/12 (95/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/490 points)
Successfully audition the Thespian
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (205/325 points)