Total Medals Earned: 1,998 (From 482 different games.) Total Medal Score: 34,160 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
10 levels completed
30 levels completed
game finished... yaaay
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (180/180 points)
You rattled the hive!
Here's a hint!
Coool!
What did he say his name was?
Hurry up, dude.
Hive go boom.
B!
B is life.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (175/175 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/280 points)
Cute cat, hisses when petted.
Friendly dog, tore previous owner to shreds.
Ferocious Bear! Probably of Russian Origin.
Sad Frog. Might be gay.
Crazy Horse! Will stomp your face!
Gas escaping or forcefully pushed from the inside of anal cavity.
A feral monkey, probably the original incubator of the HIV virus.
A genius creature so filthy, religions won't eat it.
A savage donkey, responsible for the death of hundreds of villagers. Never apprehended for fear of donkey death.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Unlock 16 levels
Unlock 32 levels
Complete 16 levels
Get a Perfect Score on 16 levels
Unlock all 64 levels
Complete 32 levels
Get a Perfect Score on 32 levels
Complete all 64 levels
Get a Perfect Score on all 64 levels
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Land successfully 1 time
Land successfully 5 times
Land successfully 10 times
Land successfully 25 times
Land successfully 50 times
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/445 points)
defeat the pumpkin king
use 20k points to lower death counter
defeat the gravekeeper
take revenge on the bat prince
release the zombie prisoner
end the failed experiment
beat the game with a death count of 0
defeat the lord of this castle
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/140 points)